Bitcoin Thrives Against All Odds

Since it’s currently popular, I’d like to announce that I’m launching my own cryptocurrency next week.

Let’s call it “kingcoin”.

No, it’s very self-serving.

How about “muttcoin”? I’ve always had a soft spot for mixed races.

Yes, that’s perfect – everyone loves dogs.

This is going to be the biggest thing since fidget spinners.

Congratulations! Everyone reading this will get a Mitcoin when my new coin launches next week.

I’m going to split 1 million muttcoins evenly. Feel free to spend them wherever you want (or wherever someone will accept them!).

what’s this? The cashier at Target said they wouldn’t accept our mitcoin?

Tell those doubters that muttcoin is worth very little – there will only be 1 million muttcoins. On top of that, it’s backed by the full trust and credit of my desktop computer’s 8GB of RAM.

Also, remind them that a decade ago, Bitcoin couldn’t even buy you a pack of chewing gum. Now one bitcoin can buy a lifetime supply.

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